Garfield Wiki
Advertisement
Transcript

[Episode begins with a panning shot of the farm. It pans over an angry bull, then to Booker and Sheldon. The former is pacing while plays pinball in his shell.]

Booker: Aw, there's nothin' to do around here.

Sheldon: That's not true. I'm up to 17,000 on pinball.

Booker: [Stops pacing] See Wade there? [Points over to Wade, who's planting seeds in his garden]

Wade: [Mumbles]

Booker: And the bull? [Points to the bull, who's snorting angrily] I'll show ya how to have fun. Watch this. [Walks over to Wade] Oh, Wade. The bull is loose.

Wade: Huh?

Booker: The bull.

Wade: The bull?

Booker: [Points] Is loose.

Wade: Is loose? You said, that the--

Wade & Booker: Bull is loose.

Wade: [Jumps up, panicked] THE BULL IS LOOSE!! BAAAA-HAAAH!! [To the audience] Why are you just sitting there watching TV?! The bull is looo-oo-oo-oose! [Runs through the chicken coop, with feathers flying out everywhere] Oh terror! Oh danger! Oh terror and danger! And horror and danger! I already mentioned danger. Yes-a. [He runs past Roy and Bo, who are playing checkers, causing them to spin around briefly] HEEEEEEEE-E-E-EEELP!!

[Meanwhile, Orson is in a mud puddle, reading a book]

Orson: "There are those people in the world who totally lack self-confidence." Hey, wonder what they're like?

Wade: Hide, hide! The bull is loose! [Runs past Orson, splashing some mud on him. He then sticks his head in the mud, shaking in fear]

Orson: Well that answers my question.

[Scene transitions to later, where Orson is seen dragging wade]

Orson: Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Wade: No more then usual.

Orson: Ya know what the trouble is with [Drops Wade] you, Wade?

Wade: What?

Orson: [Singing] Wade, you're afraid of everything made. We've never seen anything like it. You're afraid of the barn, afraid of a tree, afraid of everything that you see. You're afraid of the water, scared of the dark. Afraid of the daylight, too. The sun and the shade, we're really dismayed. Wadeker: BOO!

Wade: YAAAAAH!!

Orson: [Continues singing] You're afraid of the water, scared of the dark. Afraid of the daylight, too, The sun and the shade, we're really dismayed, Wade.

Wade: YAAAH!

Orson: What'll we do with you?

[The animals look at each other before the scene transitions to later]

Wade: Okay, so I'm afraid, but I'm afraid there's nothing you can do about it.

Orson: Maybe not. I can hypnotize you into not being afraid.

Wade: [Freaks out] Hypnotize me?! NO-HO-HOOO! [Runs off, but is carried back by Roy and Bo]

Roy & Bo: Do it.

[Scene transitions to Orson hypnotizing Wade, using a turnip]

Orson: Just watch the turnip. Your eyelids are getting heavy. Hea-vy! You will do as you're told. Do you understand?

Roy & Bo: [Hypnotized] Yes, master.

Wade: [Notices them] Uhh, I think your aim is a little off.

Orson: [Stops and gets upset. Later, he tries it again] You're getting drowsy.

Wade: I'm too smart to be hypnotized. In order to hypnotize someone they have to be--[Falls asleep]

Orson: When you awaken, you'll be the bravest person in the world. Now wake up. [Snaps his fingers]

Wade: [Wakes up] And there's really no chance of you possibly hypnotizing me, so you might as well just forget it.

Roy: Say, a-Wade, it might rain tonight.

Bo: There might be lightning and thunder, man.

Wade: So? Hm-hm! I am the bravest person in the world. [Walks off]

Roy: [To Orson] You did it!

Bo: Nice going, Orson!

Orson: Wade will never be afraid again.

[Scene transitions to Booker and Sheldon walking along]

Booker: There's gotta be some worms around here somewhere.

Wade: One side, folks. Make way, [Runs through them with a bike] for one brave person!

Sheldon: Was that Wade?

Booker: Looked like Wade but it didn't tremble like Wade.

Sheldon: What? He's opening up the bull pin! [Sees Wade doing just that]

Wade: Hey, you ugly bull, you. How'd you like to become a cheeseburger? [Snickers]

Roy: Orson better undo what he did, and in a hurry.

Orson: [Running while reading his book, with Bo following behind] There's gotta be a cue in here!

[Meanwhile, the bull is snorting angrily while Wade continues to insult it]

Wade: Hey bull, your sister, is a leather jacket. Ha ha!

Orson: [Runs to Roy, Booker & Sheldon] My psychology book'll cure him.

Roy: [Snatches book] Lemme see that! [Walks over to Wade, who's still mocking the bull]

Wade: Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya! [Blows a raspberry. Roy smacks the book on him, causing him to fall]

Roy: This is called, applied psychology.

Wade: [Gets up, back to normal] I'm a coward again.

Bo: Just remember, there's nothing to be afraid of, man.

Orson: Unless no one closed the bull pin.

[The bull snorts angrily again, looking directly at them]

Roy: Now this is a time to be scared.

[They all run off, screaming. Wade hides in some water while Roy gets chased by the bull]

Roy: DON'T HURT ME! I'M A VEGETARIAN!!

Wade: This is all because they were trying to help me. Wade, it's time you stop being a coward, Wade. Did I say that?

[Roy hides behind a tree and tip-toes away. Orson, Booker & Sheldon are on top of the tree, but the bull begins headbutting it, causing Orson to fall. He gets on the bull's back, and starts riding it. A voice is suddenly heard]

Wade: Yo, Toro! [Bull stops, causing Orson to fall off him] Toro! [Flashes a red cloth around, stammering] Here, bul-hey-hey! Bull, bull! [The bull charges towards him] BULL! Nice, bull! Nice Toro! [Drops the cloth and makes a run for it. The bull chases after him as the others watch]

Roy: Wade's a goner.

Orson: Maybe not. I got an idea. [Runs off]

[The bull continues chasing Wade]

Wade: Help! Oh, gee! More terror! More fear!

Orson: [Stops and gets out the turnip from earlier] You're getting sleepy. [The bull doesn't stop] Ple-e-ease get sleepy! [The bull keeps charging, but stops right next to Orson. He then gets hypnotized] You are not a bull; you're a chicken!

Bull: Houh? [Acts like a chicken by clucking. He walks towards the chicken coop]

[Scene transitions to later]

Wade: So, I'm a craven coward again.

Bo: Yeah, we were pretty scared, too.

Roy: But you did try to save us.

Orson: Bravery's just a matter of overcoming your fears for a good reason. You may be braver than you think, Wade.

Roy: At last, everything's back to normal.

Booker: [Rushes to them, along with Sheldon] Quick! Hurry!

Sheldon: In the chicken coop!

[Orson shrugs, then they all follow Booker and Sheldon. They look in the chicken coop to see the bull in the coop, still acting like a chicken]

Orson: Well, almost normal.

Roy: If he lays an egg, I'm gettin' outta here.

[The bull continues to cluck as the screen fades to black, ending the episode]

Advertisement