There's NO Such Thing is the song Orson Pig sings in Barn of Fear II. Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.
Lyrics[]
Orson Pig[]
- There's no such thing as goblins and ghosts,
- There's no such thing, there's no such thing,
- It's your imagination that scares you the most,
- There's no such thing, there's no such thing,
- There's nothing in the dark that's not there in the light,
- What could there be to give you such a fright,
- There's no reason to be uptight,
- Because there's NO. Such. Thing,
- I can't believe you're such a scaredy cat,
- There's no such thing, there's no such thing,
- I can't believe that you're scared of that,
- There's no such thing, there's no such thing,
- There's no reason to be scared of the sound,
- Might just be a squeaky door that makes your heart pound,
Wade Duck[]
- What do we do now, Roy!?
Roy Rooster[]
- Make a new exit, that's the best thing I've found!
Orson Pig[]
- There's no such thing, there's NO such thing!