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  • (The Camera pans down to Jon's house, where Jon is trying to work)
  • (Jons phone buzzes)
  • Jon: Hello?
  • (gibberish voice speaks)
  • Jon: No, I don't want to buy a 27-year membership in your gymnasium
  • (Jon hangs up)
  • (Jons phone buzzes again)
  • Jon: Hello?
  • (gibberish voice speaks)
  • Jon: No, this is not Feinblatt's Deli.
  • (Jon hangs up)
  • (Jons phone buzzes yet again)
  • Jon: Hello!?
  • (Gibberish voice speaks)
  • Jon: No, I don't want a subscription to Pigeon Breeders Monthly. I already have one.
  • (Jon groans, Garfield and Odie walk in)
  • Garfield: I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
  • (Jons phone buzzes one more time)
  • Jon: I know I'm out of shape, and I still don't want a 27-year membership in your gymnasium.
  • (Odie whimpers)
  • Garfield: Jon's coming up with an idea for a new comic book for Mr. Barker.
  • (phone buzzes obnoxiously again one more last time)
  • Jon: Aaah! The phone again!
  • Garfield: Boy! It's not going well
  • (Gibberish voice speaks)
  • Jon: I don't care who you are, or what you want. Whatever it is, I'm not going to buy it! Stop calling me, you idiot! Stop-- Ahh... Oooh! Hello, Mr. Barker.
  • Mr. Barker: Ahem!
  • Mr. Barker: I called to see how that new idea's coming, Arbuckle.
  • Jon: It's... It's... I'm sorry, Mr. Barker. The phone keeps interrupting me, I can't think.
  • Garfield: Jon can't think. There's late-breaking news.
  • Mr. Barker: Oh, I understand. Why don't you do what I do, Arbuckle? Get away. Go where there's no phone.
  • Jon: I'd love to, but, well, I can't afford a trip just now.
  • (Garfield steals a slice of Jons pizza)
  • Mr. Barker: Hey, I just acquired an old house up in the mountains. My business manager bought it cheap as an investment. I haven't been to see it, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a phone.
  • Jon: I can work there and I won't be interrupted all the time? Great!
  • Mr. Barker: (to secretary) Make arrangements for Arbuckle to stay in that house I just bought.
  • Mr. Barker's Secretary: But isn't that house supposed to be... haunted?
  • Jon: This is great. I have to go pack.
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