Stage Coach (
Voyage en diligence) is a song sang by the rat with the guitar in "Glitter Gulch: Life on the Stage" about Garfield and Arlene's predicament. The song was sung by Brooks Gardner, lyrics were provided by Mike Puley and Samuel Barksdale, and music was provided by JC Prudhomme and Laurent Bertaud.
Lyrics[]
[Rat with Guitar]:
Our heroes are truly in trouble indeed:
They're trapped in a wagon that's pickin' up speed.
Whatever they do, it continues to roll,
The stage coach is utterly out of control.
The odds are not good that the two will survive,
Especially since there is no one to drive.
It looks like they're gonna wind up in a hole;
The stage coach is totally out of control.
Destruction is looming wherever they turn,
So there is a lesson you all ought to learn:
If livin' a long life's a principle goal,
Don't ride in a coach that is out of control.