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Sludge Monster is a song Jon Arbuckle sings in the Garfield and Friends episode of the same name. Music and lyrics were provided by Desiree Goyette and Ed Bogas.

Lyrics[]

Jon Arbuckle[]

There, he lurks,
In dark, mysterious places,
Making ugly faces,
The Sludge Monster!

Under the bed,
Or just behind the curtain,
He'll be there for certain,
The Sludge Monster!

If you find your food dish empty,
Your stuff thrown all around,
Your favorite toys all broken up,
In pieces on the ground,
Keep your karate chop at hand,
Kiss those pleasant dreams goodbye,
'Cause the gross-out factor on this guy is high!

Keep, a lookout,
Every day and night,
He's not a pretty sight,
He's the Sludge Monster!
The Sludge Monster!
The Sluuuuuudge Monster!

Trivia[]

  • The lyric "Your stuff thrown all around" was originally written as "Your scratching post in shreds".[1]

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