[The episode starts off with Bo carrying a wheelbarrow full of vegtables]
Bo: [Singing] ♪Friends are someone you can open up to. Da-doo-da, de-da-de-da♪ [Stops singing; to audience:] Hey, that song's been runnin' through my head for days, man. Wonder where I heard it.
[Bo places the vegtables in the silo, when Booker is seen running towards him]
Booker: Hey, Bo, can I help you? Can I, can I, can I?
Bo: Sorry, kiddo. This is grown up work. [Walks off]
Booker: Hmph! [Walks off]
[Scene cuts to Orson reading a book, with Wade sitting beside him. Booker comes to them]
Booker: Orson, I'm sick of everyone here treating me like a little kid.
Orson: But Booker, you are a little kid.
Wade: And I'm tired of everyone treating me like a cowardly, craven duck.
Orson: But Wade, you are a cowardly, craven duck.
Wade: I know. I'm just tired of everyone treating me like one.
[Meanwhile, Orson's brothers are seen sneaking towards the silo. They then peek out from behind the wall]
Gort: Ehh, you sure they got vegetables here?
Mort: [Snorts] A whole crop-load.
Wart: [Chuckles]
[They sneak towards the door and Wart opens the door, but the alarm activates, causing them to panic. They run around in circles, with one of them saying "Turn it off, turn it off!", before the scene cuts back to Orson, Wade and Booker, who listen to the alarm]
Booker: The burglar alarm. Ha! I'll handle this.
Orson: [Grabs Booker's tail, preventing him from running off] No, Booker, you're too little. This looks like a job for-
Wade: [Cuts him off] Wait Orson, wait wait. Could I do the "da da da da da da da da da da"?
Orson: Wade, this is no time for--
Wade: No, please! Please let me do the "da da da da da da da da da da".
Orson: All right. This looks like a job for...
Wade: Da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaaaaa!
Orson: Not bad. Power Pig!
[He runs to the shed. When exiting, he's seen in an ancient Egyptian outfit]
Orson: [Notices] Sorry. It's dark in there. As I was saying...
[He goes back inside, then bursts out as his alter ego, Power Pig]
Power Pig: Power Pig!
[He begins marching onwards, with Wade and Booker following]
Booker: Hey, wait for me!
[Scene cuts back to the silo as Gort grabs the alarm. He threatens to punch it, causing the alarm to melt away. Gort then returns with Mort and Wart]
Mort: Come on. [Snorts] Let's get the crops in...
Power Pig: [Jumps in] Quake with fear, evildoers. Power Pig is here to right all wrongs.
[Orson's brothers look at each other, before laughing and falling to the floor. Scene cuts to Roy and Bo watching from afar]
Roy: Orson's rotten brothers.
Bo: C'mon, bird. Let's get a handle on the situation. [They run towards them, carrying the wheelbarrow]
Power Pig: I said, I'm Power Pig! [They keep laughing] But look, I got a cape and everything.
[Roy and Bo soon scoop the brothers up with the wheelbarrow, then they toss them down a hillside. The brothers continue laughing until Mort notices]
Mort: Huh?
[The wheelbarrow hits a log, causing the brothers to fall out into the river. They all shout "Whoaaaaaa!!" as they're sent away by a log. Scene cuts to the other farm animal watching from the cliff]
Bo: Send us a postcard, dudes.
Roy: Your brothers were trying to steal our whole crop, Orson.
Orson: [Still wearing the Power Pig outfit] They broke the burglar alarm. Well one of us will have to stand guard at all times.
Roy: [Nods in understanding]
Booker: [Off-screen] I wanna stand guard.
[Orson and Wade look around, until they look down and see Booker waving at them]
Orson: [Crouches to Booker's level] You're too little, Booker.
Booker: I'm always too little. I'm sick of being too little for everything. [Walks off]
Orson: Booker, wait.
Bo: Uh, the chick will get over it.
[Scene transitions to everyone walking toward the silo]
Orson: Wade, you guard the silo first.
Wade: Me? Why me? Why not oh... anybody except me, heh? Heh-heh.
[Scene transitions to Wade guarding the silo]
Wade: [Hums while pacing back and forth]
[Scene pans to Booker on top of a haybale, upset]
Booker: "You're too little, Booker. You're just a little kid, Booker." Phooey!
[Orson's brothers are seen sneaking behind him]
Booker: Well, if I were big, they wouldn't say I was little.
Gort: [Chuckles] And they think we're dumb.
[Scene transitions to Orson reading a book as Mort hides behind the tree]
Orson: "Just then the hunter bagged his prey." [Grunts as he's tossed into a bag] Hey! Who's that? What happened?
[Scene transitions to Bo and Roy playing checkers]
Roy: Uh-oh. Looks like I'm gonna get jumped.
[Gort and Wart stuff them in bags and run off.]
Bo/Roy: Help! [Indigustable chatter]
[Wade is still guarding the silo until he sees the brothers walk towards him]
Wade: [Gulps] Wait. I'll save you the trouble. [Snatches Mort's bag and puts himself in it]
[Scene cuts back to Booker]
Booker: My friends are in trouble. [Runs to them] Let go of 'em, you big grunts, you-
[Wart catches him in his bag]
Wart: Hey, anyone want an order of shrimp to go with the vegetables?
[Scene cuts to Mort and Gort exiting the silo, carrying the vegetables]
Mort: Put down the runt [Snorts] and give us a hand here, broda.
Gort: He-yeah, we're gonna make us one heck of a salad bar. [Laughs]
[Scene transitions to later. All the vegetables are seen in some wheelbarrows, before the screen pans to the brothers locking the others up in the silo]
Wart: We got every last radish.
Wade: Hey, you guys can't lock us in here.
Mort: Ohh, why not?
Wade: Uhhh, whaa...why not? Why not? Gee-he-he! I guess there isn't any reason.
[Mort shuts the door on them and locks it]
Gort: Come on, brothers. Let's see if we can find about 80 gallons of Thousand Island dressing. [Laughs as they walk off]
[Scene cuts to inside the silo, where Wade is seen banging on the door]
Wade: We're trapped! We're trapped! I can't take it anymore! We'll perish in here! Oh-ho, no! [Shakes]
Roy: Wade, it's too soon for that kinda theatrics.
Wade: I was just getting an early start.
Orson: But we are trapped in here, and the only window is too small for any of us to get through.
Bo: Ahem. Not any of us. [Points to Booker]
[Orson tosses Booker out the window. Booker then runs off as the scene transitions to Mort walking to a wheelbarrow of potato while carrying lettuce]
Mort: Ooh. [Snorts] Lettuce, just love lettuce. I love, love, love [Booker takes it] lettuce with- [Notices they're gone] Hey!
Gort: [Carrying carrots] Lettuce with hay? Wouldn't'chu rather have lettuce....tomatoes? Heh-heh!
[Booker grabs a tomato and throws it at Gort]
Gort: Huh? [Looks at Wart, upset] Why'd you hit me with a tomato, you dumb hog?
Wart: I didn't hit you with no tomato, and who are you calling a dumb hog?
Mort: If I can't have my lettuce, [Snorts] I'll take these carrots. [Snatches the carrots from Gort]
Gort: Hey, those are my carrots! [Tries to get it back]
Wart: I'll give ya carrots. [Hits Gort with the basket of tomatos]
[Booker watches behind a wheelbarrow as the brothers fight off-screen]
Mort: Hey, I've had it with you guys.
Booker: [Giggles]
[Scene cuts back to the silo]
Wade: Sending a kid out on a job like that!
Bo: Hey, he'll be fine, man.
[Scene cuts back to the brothers, as Wart is being chased by Mort]
Wart: No! Not the watermelons. No!
Gort: [Chases Mort] Those are my watermelons!
[They continue bickering while they chase each other off. Meanwhile, Booker unlocks the silo door and sets the others free]
Orson: Booker, you're a hero.
Roy: You sure are.
Booker: Hey, not bad for a short guy, huh?
Bo: You may be short all right, but all heroes are 10 feet tall.
[They all pat Booker while chattering. Scene transitions to Booker again, as he sings "I'm Short"]
[Booker]
I'm short, so what?
Tall people aren't so great!
They might have long arms and legs, but I can walk under a gate!
I'm short, so what?
You're tall and you might sneer!
'Cause you see things from up above, but I like the view from here!
I'm short, so what?
I've got everything I need!
My heart's as big as you are tall! Plus I'm closer to my feet!
I'm short, so what?
I'm not too short to see!
Although I may forget a face...
I never forget a knee!
[He winks at the audience, before the screen fades to black]
End of episode