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  • [Jon walks down the street in his work clothes humming the "Garfield and Friends" theme song until he reaches his house.]
  • Salesman: *laughs* What luck, I get to take a vacation. Hey pal, if you're selling stuff, try that house. They'll buy anything. *walks away*
  • Jon: Garfield.....
  • [Garfield is seen in the house, admiring something just as Jon slams the door, alerting him.]
  • Garfield: You slammed?
  • Jon: What did you buy this time? What useless overpriced piece of junk did you spend my money on?
  • [Garfield directs him and Jon gasps.]
  • Jon: A lifesize statue of Leonardo da Vinci made out of elbow macaroni?
  • Garfield: Don't tell me, you already have one?
  • Jon: Garfield, you have to stop buying everything you see. Look what you bought this week; an indoor plastic birdbath, a 27-year supply of dental floss, a battery operated battery changer that's only good for changing it's own batteries.
  • Garfield: It was on sale.
  • Jon: No more! You understand? No more! Now I'm going out again, if you buy one more thing while I'm gone, no lasagna for the rest of your life!
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