Rumors is a song Orson Pig sings, telling about the downsides of rumors in "Return of Power Pig". Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.
Lyrics[]
Orson Pig[]
- Isn't it peculiar,
- How the truth gets out of hand?
- It starts out as a fact,
- Then they stretch it like a rubber band,
- They take the smallest detail,
- And turn it upside down,
- They tell someone else,
- Now there's a rumor goin' 'round.
- One tells the rumor,
- Someone else adds a little more,
- Till it's not the same rumor,
- But it's better than before,
- Never spread rumors,
- Just for the simple fact,
- It might be a lie,
- It might be the truth,
- But it's blown all out of whack,
- Never spread rumors,
- Some people stretch the truth,
- Don't even listen to rumors,
- Don't believe everything you hear,
- Never spread rumors,
- That's not the thing to do,
- Would you like someone spreading rumors about you?
Trivia[]
- Garfield sings part of the song in "Don't Move!"