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[Police sirens on, Police Driving.]

[Camera Films News Anchorwoman.]

News Anchorwoman: If you're just joining us the search for the two fleeing suspects continues downtown. Authorities tell me they have the area sealed off and--

[Bystander cuts her off and whispers something in her ear]

News Anchorwoman: One moment. I'm being told the helicopter believes they've spotted them.

[Bystander waves and news Anchorwoman get mad and scoffs at the bystander]

[Camera gets a shot of the police helicopters]

Police Chief: All units! All units!--

[Camera gets a birds eye shot of the helicopter]

Police Chief: We have suspects in our sights. Repeat: We have suspects in our sights.

[Camera films Garfield and Odie running from the helicopter]

Police Chief: Any second now we should have them.

[Camera gets a birds eye shot of the helicopter]

Police Chief: There’s no use running.

[Camera films Garfield and Odie stopping and looking at the Helicopter]

Police Chief: We have you surrounded. Surrender now.

[Odie panicly muttered to Garfield]

Garfield: "What are we gonna do?" I'll tell you what we're gonna do. A lot of this.

[Then Garfield turns and runs and screams]

[Odie barks and follows]

Police Chief: There’s no use running! We have you surrounded!

[Helicopter Comes into view]

Narrator: How could this happen?

[Camera focuses on Garfield and Odie and zooms in on them]

Narrator: What caused Garfield and Odie to graduate from domestic housepets to the most wanted of wanted criminals.

[Beginning of story falls into view and Nermal skips to Garfield's house]

Narrator: Lets go back to the beginning of our story. It all begins on this lovely sunny morning. A morning when you'd think nothing can go wrong.

[Nermal then proceeds to ring the doorbell]

Nermal: Gaaaarfield! Are you hoome?

[Garfield then opens up the door]

Garfield: Nooo!

[Garfield then slams the door on Nermal]

Nermal: Oh!

[Garfield then opens the door again]

Garfield: Come back later. I'm thinking century after next.

[Garfield closes the door again]

Garfield: Is there anything more annoying in this entire world than Nermal?

[Garfield then gasps when he noticed the window is open while Nermal is inside the house playing bad music on her Flute]

Garfield: Yes! Nermal playing the Flute.

[Odie is then muttering because of Nermals bad Flute music]

Garfield: Don't worry, boy. I'll make it stop.

[Garfield gets a box and puts it on top of Nermal]

Nermal: Hey! what's the big idea? Don't you like my music?

Garfield: Oh, is that what it was? No, I love your music, Nermal. You should go on an around-the-world tour with it!

Nermal: An around-the-world tour? Cool! How do i arrange that?

Garfield: Let me handle it.

[Garfield now has a pencil in his hand and gives the box with Nermal in it to Hermen Post who is just in front of Garfields house]

Herman Post: "Abu Dhabi, eighth class mail, please do NOT handle with care." Alright...

[Nermal is then playing her very bad Flute music inside the box]

Herman Post: I'm hearing very bad Flute music coming from somewhere...

Nermal: Everybody's a critic!

[It then cuts to Garfield looking around in the fridge]

Garfield: Piece of cheese, pup?

[Odie then mutters happily because he wants the piece of Cheese while Garfield gets an entire plate of cheese while Jon runs in the kitchen]

Jon: Aah! I'm late for my meeting!

[Garfield then hides the cheese so Jon wont get mad at him]

Jon: I dont know why my alarm clock sometimes doesn't go off?

Garfield: I turn it off so it doesn't wake ME up.

Jon: Where's my coffee mug?

[Jon then notices that its in is hand]

Jon: I have so much to do but at least i can count on one thing, Garfield. You're keeping this house free of mice.

Garfield: Absolutely!

[Jon then haves his coffee until when he hears a noise so he looks where it came from but doesn't see anything]

Jon: I made you a banana cream pie for dessert tonight. It's in the refrigerator. See you later!

Garfield: Bye Bye. Yum! banana cream pie, huh? Maybe before he gets back I'll have a slice or two. Or four... Or all!

[Squeak then comes out of his mouse hole with a suitcase ready to leave]

Garfield: Hey, Squeak! Where are you going?

Squeak: I have to go visit my sis and meet 24 new nephews. But don't worry. Irv will be in charge while i'm away.

Irv: Me? In charge?

Squeak: Just keep a eye on everything. oh, and no matter what you do, keep that no good cousin of yours away!

Irv: Ratzo? Sure. He never comes around anyway.

Squeak: See that he doesn't! Hey, I'm gonna go hitch a ride with Jon into town.

Irv: I've never been in charge of anything in my life. What do i do?

Garfield: Just say no to everything.

[Garfield then gives a piece of cheese to the mice]

Garfield: That means you'll be right about half the time. And being right half the time it'll put you way ahead of most people who are in charge of anything.

[Garfield then goes into the living room with Odie]

Mary Margaret: Being in charge is a awesome responsibility I was once in charge of a geranium but it died. Maybe i should of watered it. Have either of you ever been to Portugal?

Irv: Oh...

[It then cuts to Jon going to his meeting with Squeak on top of the car while Ratzo is just outside the front]

[It now shows Garfield watching the news and eating the cheese until when Odie smells something and looks outside but sees nothing]

[Ratzo then goes inside the house to talk to Irv]

Ratzo: Hello!

[Irv then gets scared]

Irv: Cousin Ratzo? I thought they had you locked up.

Ratzo: They did... Let's just say i got time off for the good behavior.

Cecil: Yeah!

[Irv gets scared again since he doesn't know who Cecil is]

Cecil: He went a whole week without causing trouble.

Ratzo: Oh cousin Irv meet my associate, Cecil...

[Cecil then laughs demonically]

Cecil: Nice place, Boss... Lots of potential!

Ratzo: You see we ain't got no other place to go. All right with you if we stick around here for a few days? Or longer?

Irv: No...

Ratzo: Perfect. We accept your gracious hospitality.

[Irv is then behind the can screaming]

Ratzo: Come on Cecil! Let's find something to eat!

[It now shows Garfield watching the news]

News Anchorwoman: And the governor made a press conference. Governor! what do you have to say about the recent increase in crime in our state?

Governor: I am here to take full responsibility and to say that without a shadow of a doubt that it is everyone's fault but mine.

[All of the people from the news are now trying to ask the governor some question while he's leaving]

Irv: Garfield! Garfield!

Garfield: You see? That's the way to be in charge.

Irv: My cousin Ratzo is here with one of his friends.

Garfield: So two more small mouths to feed. What's the big deal?

Irv: They're raiding the refrigerator!

[Garfield now panicking runs to the kitchen where Ratzo is at]

Cecil: Ooh... banana cream pie!

Garfield: That pie! Let me have it!

[Ratzo then throws the pie at Garfield's face and then proceed to start laughing]

Garfield: I think i could of rephrased that.

Irv: Garfield, this is my Cousin Ratzo and his friend Cecil. They're only staying here for a few days. I hope...

[Garfield is now licking the banana cream pie off of his face]

Garfield: Okay, you can stay. But remember you can only eat the food that i don't want to eat.

Ratzo and Cecil: We'll starve!

[Garfield then walks into the living room]

Garfield: There's plenty. This isn't a bad way to eat pie...

Cecil: So the rule is we only get to eat the food he doesn't want?

Ratzo: Rules can be changed. Let's have a talk with some of the other rodents on the premises.

[It now cuts to Irv talking to Garfield]

Irv: Hes my cousin. I didn't say he could stay but he's staying and uh... Oh, what should I do?

[Garfield licks off some more pie off of his face]

Garfield: Don't ask me, Irv. You're in charge.

Irv: Yeah... I'm in charge. I don't think i like being in charge.

[Ratzo is now having a meeting downstairs with the other mice]

Ratzo: I don't know about any of you but i will not live off some cat's leftovers!

A random mice: Uh we eat pretty well here.

Mary Margaret: Garfield's owner brings in so much food for his cat that there's plenty for us and especially like mayonnaise and did i ask you about Portugal?

Ratzo: Why settle for scraps when you could have the whole thing? We're rodents! We steal stuff! Let's pillage the fridge and eat everything!

[Irv and Mary Margaret scream after when Ratzo tells them to pillage the fridge]

Ratzo: Who's with me on this!

[All the mice tell Ratzo that they don't wanna do it]

Ratzo: All right. You'll see. The day will come when you'll all get behind me on this. Come on, Cecil.

[Jon now gets home with some groceries]

Jon: Garfield! Odie! I'm home!

[Garfield then wakes up and starts freaking out and goes into the kitchen to warn the mice]

Garfield: Everybody hide!

[All the mice are now screaming when Jon gets into the kitchen]

Irv: I should of been watching on him!

[All the mice now leave to the backyard]

Garfield: Phew!

Jon: How nice to come home to a clean, mouse-free kitchen.

[Garfield is then happy that the mice weren't there anymore until when he notices that Ratzo and Cecil are about to steal food from the bag]

Jon: I'm going to make one of your favorite dinners tonight.

[Ratzo then puts a tomato near Jon's shoes]

Jon: I'm going to make you spagetti and meat sauuuuceee!

[Jon then slips on the tomato which made all the groceries fall on the floor when he spots all the mice]

Jon: Ah! A mouse!

[One of the mice hiding behind Garfield's legs runs away]

Jon: There's nothing worse then a mouse in my house!

[Another mouse runs away]

Jon: Two mice! There's nothing worse then two!

[The last mice runs away]

Jon: Three mice in my house!

Garfield: Where? Maybe you're mistaking a can of cling peaches for a mouse. Common mistake!

Jon: I just saw three mice! And if you see three it means there could be hundreds of them in here!

Garfield: No, not more than thirty or so, give or take a rat.

Jon: Garfield! You're a cat and that's your responsibility! You have until the morning to get rid of them. And after that if i see one more mouse, you'll be eating raisins and tofu for the rest of your life!

[Garfield then starts freaking out again]

Garfield: Oh, it's terrible!

Jon: Not one single mouse!

Garfield: Please, no! Please...

Odie: Uh-ho...

Garfield: That's putting it mildly... What i need is a brilliant plan to convince Jon that all the mice are gone.

[Odie then mutters a suggestion]

Garfield: No, I did that back in season one.

[Odie mutters another suggestion]

Garfield: No, I did that back in season two and again in season three.

[Odie mutters a third suggestion]

Garfield: Forth season. Twice!

[Odie then growls]

Ratzo: I got an idea for you. Listen...

[Ratzo then whispers his plan in Garfield's ear while Odie growls]

[Garfield also thinks its a good idea]

Garfield: That could totally work! In fact, I should of thought of it. We'll do it!

Narrator: Unbeknownst to Garfield that is the moment that seals not only his fate but the fate of the entire city...

[Odie then gets scared and runs away from Ratzo scaring him]

Narrator: As the first step towards the rodents taking over.

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