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Dodge City Songs are a collection of songs Roy Rooster sings in Hog Noon. Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.

Lyrics[]

Roy Rooster[]

Song One[]

  • There is a pig who wears a star,
  • Makes desperadoes run,
  • He'll only use his wits and brains,
  • He's a pig without a gun,
  • He had a tough job to do,
  • He had a town to tame,
  • He struggled all alone,
  • Marshall Orson was his name...

Song Two[]

  • The sun was high,
  • With scorching heat,
  • And not a soul around,
  • Except for Marshall Orson,
  • And the bully of the town,
  • Hammerhead is one mean hog,
  • His shot is fast and true,
  • We wonder Marshall Orson,
  • We all wonder what he'll do...

Song Three[]

  • The hog was fast,
  • But not fast enough,
  • And Orson saved the day,
  • The "OK Barnyard" showdown will make history they say,
  • Marshall Orson walked away that day,
  • Unscathed and unflustered,
  • The hog was left flat on his back,
  • Brought down by lemon custard...


Trivia[]

  • On digital services, the songs are titled together as "Pig Without a Gun".
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