Orson's Diner is a song Orson Pig sings in the episode of the same name. Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.
Lyrics[]
- Got a counter,
- And some dishes,
- And a Cook Anything cookbook.
- Got a pencil,
- To take an order,
- 'Cause anything you want, we cook!
- Just take a little time,
- To stop in and dine,
- And try our specialties.
- Our barbecued ice cream,
- Our baked bees knees,
- You won’t leave hungry
- 'Cause we want to please.
- It’s a delightful, little diner
- And the service here is really swell,
- Get a smile with your order,
- Add a fly in your soup as well!
- Will I get the best,
- If we put to the test,
- And the customer is satisfied.
- Hey, then we can say
- "The food here's okay",
- 'Cause the customer hasn't died!
- I'm just kidding, the food's great.