Garfield: [opening line] Smart kids watch this show. Other kids change the channel.
Jon Arbuckle: How could anyone eat a jumbo mushroom, pineapple, sausage, pepper, olive, onion, meatball, Canadian bacon and pimento pizza all by himself? Garfield: Plus, I usually prefer thick crust.
Jon Arbuckle: [singing] Eat, Garfield, eat./Eat with all your might./Eat that pasta, eat it fast-a,/'Til it's out of sight./'Til it's out of sight./Munch, Garfield, munch./C'mon, let's do lunch./Make your belly mozzarelly./Crunch, crunch, crunch./Crunch, crunch, crunch./Cheese, salami, ham and Swiss,/Whole wheat, rye and white,/Sliced tomatoes, tons of mayo,/Love at first bite./Garfield, you're an awesome eater./Yes, you are the top./Butter, batter, pitter-patter,/You don't have to stop!/Double snack it,/You can hack it!/Yum, Garfield, yum./Don't you miss a crumb./At a dinner, you're the winner./Don't you pause or you'll get thinner./More, Garfield, more,/'Til you can't fit through the door!/Eat, Garfield, eat!/Chow, chow, chow!