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Mystery Guest is a song Roy Rooster sings as the theme for his game show "Mystery Guest" in the Garfield and Friends episode, Mystery Guest. Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.

Lyrics

Roy Rooster

  • Can you guess the mystery guest?
  • Take a shot and give it your best,
  • If you need help, I'll give you a clue,
  • He's not a singing raisin, and he's not painted blue,
  • If you're at home, and you've got the gall,
  • Pick up your telecan, and give us a call,
  • Use your brain, but wait, that's not fair,
  • I forgot that there's nothing there!

Later reprise

  • Now you've seen the prize you could win,
  • The telecans are ready; ya' better call in,
  • Alright, I'll give you just one more hint,
  • He never has any bellybutton lint,
  • Okay, time's up, give me your guess,
  • Who do you think it is, more or less?
  • What's taking so long? My hints are the best!
  • Can you guess the mystery guest?
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