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- Jon: We'll be there in about 20 minutes. You guys okay back there?
- Garfield: Five tuna sandwiches, 20 minutes. Yeah, we oughta make it.
- Jon: This is going to be interesting. I've never been in a prison before.
- Odie: (gasps) Prison?
- Garfield: Yeah, prison. Jon was invited to demonstrate cartooning for the inmates at the prison.
- Jon: Uh-oh, car trouble. Better pull off the road and take a look. This could be trouble.
- Garfield: I'll say. I'm down to four Five tuna sandwiches.
- Jon: Oh. I hope it isn't anything serious. Garfield, would you pull the knob marked hood release?
- Garfield: Hood release, got it. Uh-oh.
- Odie: Uh-oh.
- Garfield: Odie, this is awful. Do you know what this means?
- Odie: Uh-uh.
- Garfield: I'm gonna run outta tuna and have to start on the salami.
- Jon: Oh, my head. Lucky thing it was just a loose water hose.
- Garfield: (yawns) I'm full and I'm tired. You can have anything you like in the basket, Ode.
- Odie: Ha ha.
- Jon: Here we are, guys. Madison Prison. You guys wait here for me. Hello, I'm Jon Arbuckle, and I'm here to give the inmates cartooning lessons.
- Oh, goody. There's nothing men in prison want more than to learn how to draw bunny rabbits. Come on in.
- (buzzer buzzes)
- Odie: (yowls)
- Garfield: It is not empty. I left the plastic forks, the paper plates, the napkins. No, I ate those. The salt shaker.
- Odie: (barks)
- Jon: Now, when you draw a doggie, it's just like drawing a kitty. Only the kitty has pointy ears and the doggie has floppy ears. Well, some doggies have pointy ears. Who here would like to take a try at drawing a doggie? How about a kittycat? A bunny rabbit? Duckie? How about a horsie? (laughs) How about if I just shut up?
- Recreation time's over, Mr. Arbuckle. Okay, everyone, back to your cells. (inmates grumbling)
- Big Louie: Hey, Mr. Arbuckle, I found your little talk fascinatin'.
- Jon: You did? Oh, that's great.
- Big Louie: Could I show you some of the cartoons I've drawn?
- Jon: Why, sure, absolutely.
- Big Louie: They're in here. Step this way.
- Jon: Okay. Always glad to help a beginning cartoonist. Yes, I Hey! This is a closet. (punching and grunting)
- 31, 32, 33, uh-oh. Uh, sir, the prisoner in cell block 33 is missing.
- He's probably still in the rec room. Go take a look.
- Big Louie: (whistles)
- Goodbye, Mr. Arbuckle.
- Jon: But I'm not a prisoner, I'm a cartoonist. I came to give a lecture, and a convict jumped me and took my clothes.
- Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
- Garfield: (snoring) Jon's back. Hey, Arbuckle, we're all outta doughnuts.
- (tires squealing)
- Odie: Huh?
- Garfield: Hey, we don't need doughnuts that badly.
- Jon: No, honest, he stole my clothes. I'm the visiting cartoonist.
- Yeah, yeah, this is the third time I've heard that one this week. And it's only Tuesday.
- Jon: This is a mistake, I tell ya. I'm not a criminal, I'm a cartoonist.
- Garfield: Hey, Arbuckle, slow down. You're, you're not you. Boy, are you ever not you.
- Big Louie: Sit down and shut up, cat.
- Garfield: I'm sitting down and shutting up. This man is a criminal, Odie. I can recognize the type. He's mean, and he's evil, and he's dishonest.
- Big Louie: And I'm pullin' into this burger stand.
- Garfield: But at least he knows when to stop for lunch.
- (Server) May I have your order?
- Big Louie: Yeah, lemme have a jumbo king-size Greez Burger with extra fat, side of fries, your cash register, and a large diet cola.
- Garfield: Could you make that two?
- Big Louie: I thought I told you to sit down, cat.
- Garfield: I'm sitting down.
- (Server) That's a jumbo king-size Greez Burger with extra fat, a side of fries, our cash register, and a large diet cola.
- Big Louie: You got it.
- (Server) Pick it up at the window, please. Here you go, sir. Jumbo king-size Greez Burger with extra fat, our cash register, and a large diet cola.
- Big Louie: Thanks.
- Hey, mister, you forgot your side of fries.
- That trick works every time.
- (siren wailing)
- Garfield: Jon never drives like this, not even when there's a one-cent sale at Pizza World.
- Odie: (whines)
- Garfield: I don't know what we're gonna do. Lemme think of something. Odie, pass me those plastic forks and cups left over in the picnic basket.
- Big Louie:: Hah, that cop'll never catch me. (plastic rattling) Hey, what's that? What's that noise?
- Garfield: Looks like your double framistat modulator's loose.
- Big Louie: What're you showin' me, cat? My double framistat modulator loose or something? What a time for my double framistat modulator to need tightenin'. Hey, how do you open the hood of this junk heap?
- Garfield: Three, two, one, hood release.
- Odie: (pants)
- Garfield: Take him away, boys, before he wakes up. Ode, you want part of a jumbo Greez Burger?
- Odie: (gags)
- Jon: All right, Big Louie's back in his cell, Mr. Arbuckle. I put him there myself.
- Garfield: (sniffs) Something smells good. And fattening.
- Like I said, we're all real sorry for the mixup.
- Jon: I don't understand how that convict could walk right out of here and not be noticed.
- Well, it'll never happen again.
- Jon: Well, I hope not. Come on, Odie. Garfield, wherever you are, time to go. Come on. We'll stop for pizza on the way home.
- Garfield: Help! Lemme outta here! Help!
- I hope you're not gonna pull that old "I'm not a convict, I'm a cat" routine, 'cause I ain't buyin' it.
- Garfield: Jon? Odie? Anybody? (sighs)