It's the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue is a song Garfield and Floyd perform in "Garfield's Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue". Music was provided by Ed Bogas and lyrics by Mark Evanier.
Lyrics[]
Verse one[]
Garfield & Floyd:[]
Well, it's the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue,
Garfield:[]
Give us a chance,
Floyd:[]
We'll sing and we'll dance,
Garfield & Floyd:[]
For an evening or two,
Garfield:[]
We've got a silly doggy with the lamest trick,
Floyd:[]
A kitten so cute it's gonna make a you sick,
Garfield & Floyd:[]
It's enough to make you move away to Kalamazoo,
Far from the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue!
Verse two[]
Garfield & Floyd:[]
Yes, it's the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue!
Garfield:[]
Critics agree,
Floyd:[]
It merits a D,
Garfield & Floyd:[]
And it smells like a zoo,
Garfield:[]
We've got a stupid kitten, and a stupid pup,
Floyd:[]
To keep you wide awake until the sun comes up,
Garfield & Floyd:[]
In the whole wide world, you must have something better to do,
Than watch the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue!
Verse three[]
Garfield & Floyd:[]
Oh, it's the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue!
Garfield:[]
Won't stop the show,
Floyd:[]
If you should throw,
Garfield & Floyd:[]
Out a slipper or shoe,
Garfield:[]
If you think that we're annoying Jon, you might be right,
Floyd:[]
We'll do the show from your backyard tomorrow night!,
Garfield & Floyd:[]
Then your neighbors will throw rotten fruit and bad language at you,
And at the Garfield Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue!