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I Am a Hero is a song Wade Duck sings in "Flop Goes the Weasel". Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.

Lyrics[]

Wade Duck[]

  • Oh yes, I am a hero,
  • A fearless, feathered duck,
  • Come my way for mischief,
  • And boy, you're outta luck,
  • If it's you I catch,
  • You've met your match,
  • From a duck who knows no fear,
  • I'm a brave, intrepid hero,
  • At least that's what I hear,
  • Oh yes, I am a hero,
  • A courageous captain,
  • I save from friends from trouble,
  • As only heroes can,
  • Step aside, excuse me please,
  • A hero's comin' through,
  • Yes, I said a hero,
  • I'm here to rescue you,
  • Oh yes, I am a hero,
  • And I don't mess around,
  • I'm [doubtless?] there's no problem wrestling weasels to the ground,
  • Here he is, yes, Wade is here,
  • He's here to save the day,
  • Yes, I said a hero,
  • I'll jump into the fray,
  • Once more, I'll be a hero,
  • I mean if that's okay!