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Quotes

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The following is a list of memorable quotes from Garfield.

"Big fat hairy deal."
"Nice touch."
"I hate Mondays."
"Who ever [phrase] should be dragged out into the street and shot."
"We're bachelors, baby."
"Feed me."
"Eat your heart out, [person]."
"I'm not overweight. I'm undertall."
"I'm not known for my compassion."
"I love lasagna."
"Christmas: It's not the giving. It's not the getting. It's the loving."
"It's not that I dislike you, I just don't like you near me."
"Show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath."
"Yeah Brick, don't hurt them!"
"I've got to do something."
"Trust me, you don't want to know."
"Momma ? Umm... I don't know, Penelope..."
"Be still my beating heart."

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 The following is a list of memorable quotes from Garfield.
-* ''"Big fat fucking deal."''
+* ''"Big fat hairy deal."''
-* ''"Nice crap, stupid idiot."''
+* ''"Nice touch."''
-* ''"I hate subways."''
+* ''"I hate Mondays."''
-* ''"Lets blow up the moon."''
+* ''"Who ever [phrase] should be dragged out into the street and shot."''
-* ''"We're '''antifa''', baby."''
+* ''"We're '''bachelors''', baby."''
-* ''"Give me money.."''
+* ''"Feed me."''
-* ''"Eat your heart out, Trump Senpai."''
+* ''"Eat your heart out, [person]."''
-* ''"I'm not overweight. I'm morbidly obese."''
+* ''"I'm not overweight. I'm undertall."''
-* ''"I'm known for my fascism."''
+* ''"I'm not known for my compassion."''
-* ''"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.''"
+* ''"I love lasagna."''
-* ''"It's not that I dislike you, I just want you dead.."''
+* ''"Christmas: It's not the giving. It's not the getting. It's the loving.''"
+* ''"It's not that I dislike you, I just don't like you near me."''
-* ''"Would you like to learn the words of Kim Jong Un? 'Blah blah blah, nuke everything, blah blah.' "''
+* ''"Show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath."''
-* ''"Nuclear war is better than peace."''
+* ''"Yeah Brick, don't hurt them!"''
-* ''"If someone has a better idea than you, kill them and take all the credit."''
-* ''"Praise Kek"''
+* ''"I've got to do something."''
-* ''"Table for homina?"''
+* ''"Trust me, you don't want to know."''
-* ''"Lets nuke china."''
+* ''"Momma ? Umm... I don't know, Penelope..."''
+* ''"Be still my beating heart."''
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