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First appearance	June 19, 1978
Voiced by	Lorenzo Music (1979-1994) Bill Murray (2004-2006) Frank Welker (2007-present)
Owner	Jon Arbuckle
Friends	Pooky Odie Clive Mice Jon Arbuckle
Romances	Arlene (since 1980) Penelope Pussycat (only in Garfield and Friends)
Enemies	Spiders Flies Mrs. Feeny Herman Post Dogs Plants Fish Birds (until the Garfield Show) Bathroom Scales
Family	(see Garfield's Family)
Color of Fur	Orange
Favorite Foods	Lasagna, Chicken
Hobbies	Eating Sleeping Watching TV being fat Stealing food Harassing Herman Post

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• "get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft." faker
• "bad touch."
• "scritchy scrathy two handsy." FAKER
• "gas the jews."
• "hear me baby." CAN'T CATCH THE HEDGEHOG
• "Fucc me."
• "Eat your B out, [person]."
• "I'm not fat. I'm undertale."
• "I'm not known for my compaAAAAssion."
• "Christmas: It's not the giving. It's not the getting. It's the loving."
• "It's not that I dislike you, I just don't like you near me."
• "Show me a good mouser and I'll show you a cat with bad breath."
• "Yeah Brick, don't hurt them!"
• "I've got to do something."
• "Trust me, you don't want to know."
• "Momma ? Umm... I don't know, Penelope..."
• "I love caitlan"
• "Hey greyham look over there"
• "hEY BIg guys hazzard gaming here"
• Both dead"
• "Hey guys reap detox"