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(The episode opens at Ed's Market. Inside, Garfield is pushing a train of shopping carts. He turns toward the camera.)
Garfield: I stopped letting Jon buy the groceries. He occasionally leaves something in the store.
(At a checkout lane, Garfield rides the conveyor belt up to the clerk, who presses a series of buttons on the register. Garfield holds up a wallet.)
Garfield: Jon gave me his wallet to buy all the food I wanted, and he'll find that out as soon as I get home. (The clerk hands Garfield a dollar bill.) Change? You mean there's money left over? What else can I buy? (Just then, he notices an ad for the lottery behind him.) Oh, give me a lottery ticket. (The clerk takes Garfield's dollar, trading it out for a ticket. Garfield walks down to the bagging section; three grocers are swiftly bagging Garfield's arsenal of groceries.) Snap it up, men, and don't put the watermelons on top of the potato chips like last time.
(Later, Garfield is riding home in a taxi. He looks over his lottery ticket.)
Garfield: Lottery ticket #77777779. (gasps) That's my lucky number. It's the average number of calories I consume every day...when I'm eating light. I hope I didn't buy too much food.
(We then see that Garfield's cab has four grocery carts in tow.)
(Later, back home...)
Jon: Eighty-one cupcakes? Nineteen pounds of zucchini? Fifty-seven boxes of croutons?! Why would we possibly need fifty-seven boxes of croutons?
(The kitchen has several grocery bags laid out, Jon looks over a long receipt, and Garfield sits at the table, eating.)
Garfield: In case i get the urge to fill the hot tub with onion soup.
(An angry Jon comes in closer to Garfield, pointing at the receipt.)
Jon: How could you spend this total?!
Garfield: I had a coupon for eight cents off on dishwashing detergent.
Jon: What's this? The Cuckoo from my cuckoo clock. Don't tell me if it is broke.
Garfield: Yeah, but don' worry, I find us a designated pinch cuckoo.
(Garfield points at the clock to show Jon, what he did. The clock rings replacing the Cuckoo with Odie)
Odie: *Barks* (6x)
(The number of barks indicates the time as Garfield counts his finger to determine the time)
Garfield: Six o'clock, time for my favorite show.
(Garfield eats all his food and heads to the living room to turn on the TV)
Robin Leach: Welcome to "Lifestyles of the Fat and Furry". (The TV scene changes to a ginger rich cat owning on a cruise boat called the S.S. Evaner) Traveling the glove to bring you the fabulously fantastic fantasies of famous and financially fit felines.
(Jon joins Garfield to watch the show)
Garfield: It's a show about rich cats.
Robin Leach: Here in her magnificent Malibu mansion the wonderfully wealthy Fluffy relaxes (As she eats chocolates on her kitty bed) in Regal Splendor and should a mouse happen by. Fluffy won't soil her paws. (Fluffy snaps for her butler) For her butler tends to such manner with great haste. (The Butler chases the mouse on fours) When we return meet a cat with his own private flea circus.
Lottery Host: Good evening, it's time to pick ths week's winning lottery numbers.
Garfield: I hope win, I hope I win.
Jon: What waste these contests are. Do you know the odds of that man picking the number 7777-779.
Lottery Host: For the ten million dollar prize. The wning number is 7777-779.
Jon: See what did I tell you, let's go have desert.
(The two instantly realizing after leaving the room return back to get the lottery ticket for the bin.)