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[The episode starts with Herman Post walking up to Garfield's house when Garfield opens the door and give him a box with Nermal in it]
Garfield: Here, send this to Abu Dhabi and do not handle with care.
[Jon opens the door, taking a box from Herman, and goes back into the house, closing the door]
Jon: I'm sorry.
[Herman places the letter in Jon's mailbox. In the living room, Garfield is watching TV. Jon angrily brings the box with Nermal in it.]
Jon: Garfield, how many times do I have to tell you, you can't mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi?
[Jon opens the box and lets Nermal out]
[Nermal gasping]
Garfield: He wouldn't fit in the fax machine.
[Jon holds Nermal and looks at him happily.]
Jon: Besides, Nermal is so cute.
[Nermal snarls]
[Nermal purrs]
Jon: In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing on the entire planet, and I'm so glad he's staying with us for the entire month.
Nermal: Face it, Garfield, in the reality-based world, I am the pinnacle of cute, and the cute ones rule.
Garfield: I have to stay here and see this, I can't figure out why any of you watch when he's on the show, Doctors work day and night to get rid of horrible diseases, When will someone find a cure for Nermal?
[energy pulsing]
Jon: In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing on the entire planet.
[Garfield gags]
Jon: And I'm so glad he's staying with us for the entire month.
King Parma: You are monitoring our dread enemy, the orange cat, General?
General Gorgonzola: Yes, and I believe we will soon find his weakness, He seems to hate that which is "cute".
King Parma: We must find his weakness, His ability to devour our people is all that prevents us from finally conquering his planet.
General Gorgonzola: The secret may lie in this line our spy monitors just captured.
[Nermal purrs]
Jon: In fact, Nermal's just the cutest thing on the entire planet.
General Gorgonzola: This "Nermal" has a dire effect on the orange one, that is the key. Send in Spumoni.
Spumoni: You sent for me, General?
General Gorgonzola: I did, It is time to program the transformation our scientists have engineered, Step into the molecular restabilizer, This will change him into an even cuter version of the Nermal species, so he can infiltrate the orange one's home.
[Energy whooshing]
Spumoni: It will be my honor to go on this mission, [voice becoming high-pitched] the better to gain information that will enable my beloved planet of Parma to conquer the Earth.
King Parma: Brilliant! Like this, he will find out how to defeat the orange one.
General Gorgonzola: I can use the molecular restabilizer to transport him to Earth, and later to bring him back, as well.
[Snaps fingers]
[Beep]
[Energy pulsing]
Spumoni: [Deep voice] I have successfully... Ahem!, [High Voice] I have successfully arrived on Earth [Giggles], I shall gain entrance to the home of the orange large creature.
[Spumoni snarls]
Jon: Who could that be?, I'm not expecting anyone.
Spumoni: [High voice] Meow! Meow!
Jon: Huh?!
Spumoni: Meow! Meow-meow!
Jon: Oh, you poor little adorable kitten, you look abandoned and hungry.
Spumoni: Meow.
Jon: Don't worry, I'll feed you, And boy, you sure are cute.
[Spumoni purring]
[Snarls softly]
[Chuckles with deep voice]
Garfield: What? Another cute kitten? Hasn't Nermal made me sick enough?
Jon: I know you don't like this, Garfield, but he's so cute, In fact, he's even cuter than Nermal.
[Garfield groans]
Garfield: Why do we need another disgusting, cute, -Cuter than Nermal?, This could be uh.. shall we say, interesting.
[Garfield snickers]
[Nermal humming while wiggling his toes and doing ballet]
Garfield: You seem pretty confident of yourself, Nermal.
Nermal: And why shouldn't I be? After all, I am the cutest kitten in the world.
Garfield: Uh-uh.
Nermal: Uh-uh?
Garfield: Meet our newest guest, -What did you say your name was?
Spumoni: [High Voice] Spumoni
Nermal: Pfft! You think this kitten's cuter than me?
[Spumoni squeaks]
Nermal: No way, I mean, he's cute, but I'm cute! Jon sure thinks so.
Jon: Here's a ball of yarn for our cute little friend to play with.
Nermal: Wha--?
Jon: Oh, that's so adorable, I've got to call Liz
Nermal: Nice try, fella, I'll show you cute with a capital "C".
[Nermal Purring]
Jon: You've got to see him, Liz. Cutest kitten you ever saw!
[Meow, purr]
Jon: Nermal, aren't you a little old to be acting like that?
[Nermal sighs]
Jon: No, I can't bring him over right now Liz, I think Aunt Ivy's dropping by for a visit.
[doorbell rings]
Garfield: Aunt Ivy? Aaah!
Aunt Ivy Humph! I see this dump hasn't changed one bit, you still have that obese cat, still have that flea-bitten mutt.
[Nermal groans]
Aunt Ivy And I don't know who this is, But I don't like him, Either, And This little one is… is… is adorable, Why, You're just the sweetest, Cutest, Most precious kitten in the world, aren't you?
Nermal: Even Aunt Ivy likes him, and she doesn't like anything.
Harvey: Excuse me, I'm a total stranger, I was just passing by and a stranger felling that you had the cutest kitten in the world in here, And I can see I was right.
[doorbell rings]
Nathan's Mom: Did I Just hear someone say something about the cutest kitten in the world?
[Spumoni purrs]
Nermal: Me, Me!, Don't you people know cute when you see it?
[doorbell rings]
Eddie Gourmand: One side, Formerly cutest kitten, I want to see the new champ.
[Nermal gasps and snarls]
Woman: Awww!
Eddie Gourmand: It can be hard to accept reality.
[Garfield snickers]
Nermal: Oh, Well, It was nice being adorable, while it lasted.
[houseguests murmuring approvingly]
Woman: He's so cute!, He's just adorable.
Woman 1: I love him.
Woman 2: With his little paw!
Man: Oh, my Goodness.
[Garfield groans]
Man: I just wanna pet him all day!
Spumoni: [High Voice] Excuse me a Second, Admirers.
Eddie Gourmand: Oh, He's so cute!, He's just adorable!
Woman 1: I love him
Spumoni: [Deep Voice] No, Exalted leader, I have not found, The orange one’s weakness yet, And I will not.
King Parma: What do you mean you will not?
Spumoni: These people, They think I am adorable.
King Parma: But, Spumoni, You are my fiercest warrior.
Spumoni: Yes, But all my life I wanted to be cute, They love me, I will not betray them, Farewell!
King Parma: Spumoni, This is an outrage!
Odie: Huh?
Garfield: You're not a cute kitten.
Spumoni: [Deep Voice] True, I really look like… this!
Garfield: Huh? [Gasps with odie]
Spumoni: [High Voice] But i would rather look like this.
Garfield: Don't know, somehow you look cuter to me when you look like lasagna.
[Garfield groans]
King Parma: Use the molecular reclamation ray, Bring him back here at once!
General Gorgonzola: Yes, Your Leadership!
Spumoni: Please don't expose me or eat me.
[Garfield snarls]
Garfield: Hey!
General Gorgonzola: The reclamation of Spumoni is completed, Your Leadership!
King Parma: You are in big trouble, Spumoni.
[Whoosh]
[Garfield gasps]
[Crash!]
King Parma: We are in big trouble!
General Gorgonzola: Our dread enemy!, Run! The monster is in our midst!
Lasagna 1: Let's get out of here!
Garfield: Boy, I'll never get home from here.
[Lasagna screaming]
[Garfield's feet pounding]
[Screaming]
Lasagna 1: Let's get out of here!
[Garfield laughing]
Lasagna 2: He's the monster!
[Blades clanking]
Garfield: Meow!
[Teeth chattering]
Lasagna 3: Run!
[Garfield snarling]
King Parma: Please, Do not devour us!
Garfield: If I don't, Will you send me home and never bother us again!
King Parma: Anything! Anything you ask, Please!
Garfield: Okay, You've got yourself a deal, Fellow, Huh?
[Incoming whistle]
Lasagnas: Hail to the King!
[energy pulsing]
Jon: Everyone left, Garfield, That cute kitten just disappeared on us, Do you have any idea where he went?
Garfield: Nope
Nermal: Is it true? Is he gone?
Garfield: Gone apparently for good
Nermal: Then that means I'm numero uno again!, Yes!, Cutest kitty cat in the whole wide world
Garfield: Yeah, We're all thrilled for ya
Nermal: Yeah, You'll never know what it's like, Garfield, Having everyone like you and admire you, It's just the greatest feeling in the entire universe
[Nermal purrs]
Spumoni: [Deep Voice] I know what you mean, Nermal, I know what you mean
[Nermal laughing]
King Parma: There will be a sequel and we will have our revenge!
THE END