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Transcript

(Inside Garfield's house; soft cheer instrumental music)

Nermal: (muffled) Garfield! I don't like it in here! Garfield!!

Herman: To Abu Dhabi. Please bend and fold. Must be that cute kitten again.

[Garfield puts on a bonnet to look like a cute kitten for an old man]

Garfield: What a terrific idea. I finally found a use for Nermal.

[the old man's cat, Madison, approaches Garfield, with a box]

Madison: Yeah, you are a cute kitten. There's only one thing to do with cute kittens: Mail 'em to Abu Dhabi!

[Madison throws Garfield in a box and wraps it up]

Garfield: [yelps] You can't! Stop! I'm not cute! I-I'm really not cute!

[Madison tosses Garfield into a passing mail truck]

Garfield: I'm as not cute as they come! And besides, this is my ideaaaa!

(In Abu Dhabi, Garfield is writing a letter to Nermal.)

Garfield: [writes a letter while in Abu Dhabi] "To Nermal Cat. Having a miserable time. Wish YOU were here." You know the worst part of this? It isn't that I'm 7,000 miles from home. It isn't that there's no decent Italian restaurant in all of Abu Dhabi. It's that the whole place is full of cute kittens people have mailed here.

[Garfield is shown surrounded by cute kittens]