Jon is pitching a comic book featuring a vampire cat named Count Lasagna to his boss Mr. Finster who is not fond of the idea. Jon insists on telling more of his story.
Dracula and his cat, Lasagna, lived in a castle at the edge of Transylvania, and Lasagna always attacked anyone who had pasta about. No deliveryman was safe and none of the villagers were able to get a good Italian meal. They all headed to the castle to destroy the vampires as they fled. The villagers lured Lasagna with a pizza, sealing him in the box.
Mr. Finster turns down the idea as he finds it ridiculous. Just as Jon and his pets leave, he sees the full moon and turns into a werewolf.