Can't You Take a Joke? is a song Roy Rooster sings in "The Impractical Joker". Music and lyrics were provided by Thom Huge and Jon Barnard.
Lyrics[]
Roy Rooster[]
- Everybody likes to laugh,
- Can't you take a joke?
- You're stupid and simple,
- There's more brains in a pimple,
- When you're around, I fall asleep,
- You could bore a rock,
- You're dirty and disgusting,
- Your body needs a dusting,
- I wear a clothespin on my nose,
- Your smell could stop a clock,
- You're faaaat,
- You're piiiink,
- And worst of all... You stiiiink!
- You'll always be lonely,
- Because you are so homely,
- When you were born,
- I'll bet your mom got slapped by the doc-tor,
- [Dialogue]
- I sold your pants to the circus, Orson,
- They're gonna take 'em in and make a tent!
- You have a supreme court figure,
- No appeal!
- You should get into the movies, Orson,
- You could play crowd scenes all by yourself!