Big Fat Hairy Deal is a song from Here Comes Garfield. It was sung by Lou Rawls. Music and lyrics were provided by Desiree Goyette and Ed Bogas.
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- I could have been a rich cat,
- In the lap of a millionaire,
- With wall to wall lasagna, mink scratching posts everywhere,
- Yeah, I could have been a rich cat,
- With a penthouse and a view,
- But when I think about the haircuts,
- Think about the baths,
- Here's what I say to you,
- I said big fat a hairy deal,
- Give me a TV and a good, hot meal,
- I said a nap in the sun,
- A friend to go for a run,
- The only thing that matters is how good you feel.
- I could have been a show cat,
- With a chauffeur and a limousine,
- Cruisin' down Sunset Boulevard,
- With my face on the magazine,
- Yes, I could have been a show cat,
- 'Cause I got the talent and all,
- But I think about the pressure,
- I think about the diets,
- Here's what I say when they call,
- (Repeat chorus)
- How do you feel?
- Big Fat Hairy Deal,
- Tell me how do you feel,
- I love my lasagna,
- I'm gonna put it on ya.
- Big Fat Hairy Deal,
- Tell me how do you feel,
- Feels so good,
- How do you feel,
- Feels all right?
- Everyday and night.