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Wow.
[upbeat music]
- Have fun in the snow,
boys. [slams door]
- Odie, are you okay?
[screams]
- Wimp.
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]
[exhales loudly]
Great morning for some whitewater river rafting, wouldn't you say, boys?
[Odie barks]
- At least I'm color coordinated with my life preserver.
[Odie barks]
[women laugh]
- I think I hear the call of the wild.
- Listen, Jon, this is the call of the breakfast.
[upbeat music]
- We've had a lot of lunches mysteriously disappearing around here in the last few weeks.
- Hey, don't look at me, I just got here.
- Someone is stealing food? Who?
- Beats me.
- I was saving this for an emergency, and if not having eaten in two hours isn't an emergency, I don't know what is.
[Odie whimpers]
- [Park Ranger] Just remember to hang on to something.
- Is it okay to hang on to you, honey?
- Better close your mouth, there are squirrels around looking for places to hide their nuts.
- I guess some guys have it and some guys don't.
[Odie whimpers]
- Hey, some pets have it and some pets don't.
[Odie whimpers]
Okay, you can have a small piece.
Hey, I said a small piece.
I meant, like, one piece of lettuce!
Come back with much of my sandwich! [screams]
- That's my cat!
- In my raft!
[Odie whimpers]
[screams]
This is more than an E ticket.
Not the water, cats hate water.
This is a genetic fear emergency.
Uh-oh, I forgot about the inherent danger of claws.
- He's heading downriver, let's go!
- Be with you in a second.
Alright, I'll go with ya.
- Help! Help!
Definite help needed!
That was nowhere near as much
fun as it looked, trust me.
[soothing music]
Ah, nature, I am an animal,
here, other animals
are in their element.
There are birds in
the trees, [owl hoots]
[owl hoots]
make that large, predatory
birds in the trees.
[wild animal noises]
I'm not an animal,
I'm just a house cat!
[tries to whistle]
- Garfield?
- Your cat may be
trying to walk home.
- That's not like
him, walking is work.
- Well, in times of crisis,
the homing instinct in pets
can be strong enough to
overcome normal behavior.
You've seen those movies
about dogs and cats lost,
- Uh-huh.
- For the Love of Old
Fred, Muffins Come Home.
- Oh, [sobs] I love that movie.
- Muffins and Old Fred
get left at the rest stop.
- [sobs] Oh gosh, those
movies always make me cry.
- Me too. [both sob]
- These are supposed to
be real men? [men sob]
[upbeat music]
[Odie sniffs raft]
[Odie howls]
- Oh no, a wild
animal is after me.
Campground #11,
when it comes to
urban survival skills,
I'm the king of the jungle.
I'll start with the
cute kitty routine.
- [Bear] Psst, hey,
buddy, over here.
- A prime example
of felis domesticus,
and he's working our campground.
- No house cats allowed, buddy!
This is where we get
our three squares!
- There's enough for everybody.
Well, maybe not for
me, but for you.
- That is what you think.
- Uh oh, that pesky bear's back.
Go away! Shoo! Shoo!
Elmer, aren't you
worried about that bear?
- No, my dear,
I'm more concerned about
buggy-eyed razor-beaked fanarks,
they're real scary.
- There's a certain
lack of creativity
and aggressiveness here.
- Grr, snarl, snarl, grr.
I do a great fanark.
- Help, fanark, it's a
buggy-eyed razor-beaked fanark.
- Grr, roar, fanark
sounds, snarl.
- Garfield?
- [Man On Radio]
Attention all units
in the vicinity
of campground 11,
we've had a buggy-eyed
razor-beaked fanark sighting.
- That's a roger,
dispatch, we're on our way.
- What about my cat?
- A razor-beaked fanark
is serious business,
especially the buggy-eyed kind,
we'll pick up the search later.
Hey!
- We'd better split little
buddies, the fuzz just arrived.
- Oh, shucks, I was
hoping this routine
would be good for all summer.
[Odie barks]
- It's Garfield.
- Glad you found your cat,
now get back inside the
truck with the girls
and lock yourselves in,
I have to look for that fanark.
I'm going to find that fanark
and not rest until I do.
- Oh, I think we'd
better do like he says.
- You really were concerned
about your cat, how sweet.
- Here, Jon.
- Mm, easy, easy, ladies,
there's enough of
me to go around.
- Well, Jon's a hit with
the ladies and we got fed.
Do we have any catsup here?
- Mm-mm.
- I hate roughing it.
The End