Riff's Mother:Listen to your mother! Wait out here while I get dinner.
Riff:If there's a cat, call me and I'll mop up the place up wit' him!
Garfield:Time for my 3:27 cookie break.
Riff's Mother:A cat!
Garfield:Hope there's some ginger snaps left. This one feels a little stale, I'll leave it for Odie. Mmmmm, we're talkin' cookie here! Wait, I don't want the rest of 'em to get stale.
Riff's Mother:*Help!*
Riff:Something's wrong! Ma needs me!
Garfield:*Humming.*
Riff:Ma...? *Gasp*
Garfield:Boy, can I make a sandwich!
Riff:MA!
Garfield:This sandwich was such a work of art, I should have signed it.
Riff:Don't worry, ma! I'll save ya![Riff runs up to Garfield's tail and bites down on it.]
Garfield:YeeeaOOOWWW!
Riff:You are in big trouble, cat! You put my mudder in a sandwich!
Garfield:Your "mudder" is tuna salad?
Riff:Well you got her here somewhere! Where is she!?
Garfield:What would I want with a mouse?
Riff:Cats eats mice!
Garfield:Eats mice? Fat. Why would anyone want to "eats" mice when there's lasagna in the world?
Riff:It ain't gonna work, cat! You've got my mudder and I ain't leavin' till I find her!
Garfield:*And so, Power Pig dismantles Margarine Man's butter incinerator!*. What? You mean you don't read your comic books out loud? *"Beware, Evil-Doer! Your nefarious scheme will not work!"* *"You will not stop me, Power Pig!"* Gosh, what clever villain dialogue. *"Time to unmask you, Margarine Man"* *And with that, Power Pig rips off his mask and...*
Riff:Where's my ma!?
Garfield:Hey! Come back with that piece of my comic book! I have to know who Margarine Man is!
Riff:You tell me where my ma is, and I'll tell you who Margarine Man is!
Garfield:Why can't I get him to understand?
Garfield:Okay, a nap! He can't bother me when I'm asleep![He settles down.]I don't know where you're mother is, mouse...I don't know where she is...I don't know...
Voice:Where is the mouse, Garfield!?
Garfield:I don't know where the mouse is.
Voice:Where is the mouse, Garfield!?
Garfield:[Copying the voice.]I just told you, I don't know where the mouse is!
Voice:Where is the mouse, Garfield!?
Garfield:Listen to me! I don't know where the mouse is!
[The voices continue to repeat "Where is the mouse, Garfield?"]
Garfield:I don't know where the mouse is! Why won't you listen to me?
Voices:Where is the mouse!? Where is the mouse!? Where is the mouse!? Where is the mouse!?
Garfield:I don't know! I don't- Get another song! Do some Christmas carols! Something! I don't know where the mouse is!
Riff:Now will you tell me where my ma is?
Garfield:Read my lips as if they moved: I do not know where your mama is!
Riff:Okay, you are asking for it! I'm gonna get "Max" to help me.
Garfield:I'm beginning to understand why cats eat mice. It's gotta be better than listening to them.
Riff:So, what do ya say? Will ya do it, Max? Will ya help me find my mudda?
Max:I will do it. I will find your mother. You have my word.
Garfield:I guess that mouse finally found his mother. *Yawn*
Max:Cat!
Garfield:You "cat-ted"
Max:Where is the mouse?
Garfield:Where we go again, folks. I don't know where she is!
Max:You lie.Now will you tell me where the mouse is, or do I have to get rough?
Garfield:That wasn't rough!? I don't wanna stick around and see what "rough" is!
Max:You cannot escape.
Garfield:I don't know where your mouse is! I don't eat mice! I don't even like mice! I mean for food! I-I like 'em as friends! Can't we be friends?
Max:This is the end of you, cat.
Garfield:Wait, before I go... A last cookie?Just my luck, the stale one.
Riff:MA!
Garfield:Who?
Riff's Mother:Riff!
Garfield:Is this what you were looking for?
Riff:Ma! Where ya been!?
Riff's Mother:I was looking around for food, and I got trapped in the cookie jar!
Garfield:Food, huh? Here. We have plenty. We have to with me around.
Riff:Cat, guess I owe you an apology.
Max:*Clears throat* It would appear I do also. We were... Dummies.
Garfield:Hey, if folks didn't do dumb things, we wouldn't have plots for cartoons. See ya around.
Garfield:I shoulda been rougher on him. But I'm just so glad it's all over.
Jon Arbuckle:Garfield, where is the mouse?
Garfield:THE MOUSE!? I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MOUSE IS! STOP ASKIN' ME! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MOUSE IS! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MOUSE! YAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
Jon Arbuckle:It's part of my new computer and-... I don't know. I don't ask. I just work here.
