Niniejsza strona zawiera listę wartych zapamiętania cytatów wypowiedzianych przez Penelopę w poszczególnych odcinkach. Cytaty pochodzą z odcinków w oryginalnej angielskiej wersji językowej.
Perypetie Penelopy (The Perils of Penelope)
- "Brick, dear? Can I have a bit of your sandwich?"
- "Gee, you even gave me a pizza with meatball on it!"
- "That wasn't very nice."
- "Gosh, half a rotten carrot. You're so "good" to me, Brick."
- "Goodbye forever! Or maybe longer!"
- "There's got to be a man in the world for me... There is! Garfield!"
- "Garfield, I was wondering if you would be my boyfriend."
- "Garfield is my type of guy, 'He is the apple of my eye,In me he has a friend for life,I hope someday to be his wife."
- "But I like you !"
- "Beautiful Garfield, you are my man, we have a wonderful wedding to plan, how I adore your lasagna breath..."
- "I think it's really cute when a man plays hard to get!"
- "Baby food...Flowers...Meats...Fruit juices... Oh, here we go, boyfriends! HI GARFIELD!"
- "Don't you like me, Garfield?"
- "It's alright Garfield. You'll never see me again. Goodbye!"
- Let go off me! I'M NOT YOUR GIRL!"
- "Brick, don't hurt him!"
- "Garfield ? Did you mean what you said about me being your girlfriend?"
- "Everything except anchovies?"
Drugi Odcinek z Penelopą (The Second Penelope Episode)
- "I don't care what we do, as long as we do it together."
- "Another Kung-fu creature movie."
- "It's just a van... GAAAAAAAAARFIELD !"
- "What do they do if they catch one ?"
- "Oh Garfield, you saved me! I want you to meet momma."
- "I'm his date. Tell her Garfield."
- "You see, as he says, I'm his date and he's going out with me. Come on, Garfield, you take me to the drive-in !"
- (dull voice) "Anything is fine."
- "Isn't it romantic, Garfield? Just you and me and the Kung-fu creatures. I'd really like you to meet momma."
- "Hurry back Garfield! And that's if you come back."
- (weeping) "I thought that Garfield was something special... And I thought that he thought that I was something special... And I thought that he thought that I thought... Uh, we've been it. I thought... (the net falls over her) OW !"
- "Oh, Garfield, you saved me! You're my hero!"
- "Really, that French cat meant nothing to you?"
- "Well, since you saved me, we have to meet momma."
- "Here we are, Momma's Pizzeria".
- "Sure. Didn't I ever tell there's where I live?"
- "Garfield, what's wrong?"
Musical Garfielda (The Garfield Musical)
- "He's lazy and rude,
He eats all the food,
He watches the TV all day.
So why is he so dreamy to me? I can't say!
When we have a date,
He's usually late,
And he expects me to pay!
So why is he so dreamy to me? I can't say!" - "Oh, Garfield hun!"
- "Let's go someplace that's fun!"
- "Let's go dancing tonight."
- "Yeah, I figured you might."
- "Can we find a new spot?"
- "Where the music is hot?"
- "A place trendy or chic?"
- "Like you do every week..."
- "I just can't resist."
- "When you sing, I lose control!"
- "I LOVE YOU GARFIELD!"
Trzeci Odcinek z Penelopą (The Third Penelope Episode)
- "Garfield? I was thinking... Do you think you and I might get married someday?"
- "We'll be together forever and ever!"
- "Ooh, I'm gonna go get more lasagna for my husband-to-be!"
- "Hmm.... What would it be like to be Mrs. Garfield Cat?"
- "Garfield, aren't you going to answer him?"
- "CHILDREN?!"
- "But Garfield, dear... I just assumed..."
- "What does he do? Umm... He sleeps a lot and eats lasagna..."
- "But we can still be friends, even if I don't want to get married now?"
- "And even if I move out of the back of the pizzeria and there's no more free Italian food?"
- "Oh Garfield, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
Wymarzony Mężczyzna (The Guy of Her Dreams)
- "You get used to it when you live in a Italian restaurant."
- "Oh, I was thinking we might go dancing, or rollerskating, or go play tennis, or...or...or Garfield? Garfield, where'd you go?"
- "We always wind up staying here all evening with you eating!"
- "I'm sick of spending every date like this. I just sit and watch you eat pizza and lasagna! It's time for a change!"
- "Other girls have boyfriends, who go out with them. Why do I have to stick with that pasta-inhaling machine?"
- "My heart is yours. Just say the word, Garfield, and I'll be yours forever."
- "Big Louie said he'd rub you out if you stayed on the case, but I told him not to mess with Garfield, Private Eye."
- "Garfield, just play along. Those are my fantasies!"
- "Why can't you be a jungle hero, or a cowboy, or a private detective for me?"
- "No, Garfield. You don't have to be any of those things for me. I like you just the way you are. I...I... "
- "Oh, Garfield, that's all I wanted to hear. Just that you care about what I want. It doesn't matter to me what we do, just so long as we do it together."
- "I guess I'll just have to accept him
Exactly the way that he seems
'Cause they made a fresh batch of lasagna
And he is the guy of my dreams."