Garfield and Friends

1st part from 1st dream: I can't remember, but I think it was about the Garfield segments in Garfield and Friends 🤔.

2nd part from 2nd dream: Wade did something so terrible, he decided to run far away from the (live action) farm and I decided to run away with him probably because I joined him), only to find out that Bo, Booker, and Sheldon were chasing us. After over a minute, we made it back to the barn. After almost a minute later, I decided to run away again, but then that thought started to go away slowly when I can't find I wanted to have on me while I run away ( I can't remember what it was 🤔).

It was like an alternative version of the dream I had that involved all the seasons of Garfield and Friends with episodes that don't exist.

I was watching TV in a very night and fancy bedroom (which is my bedroom in my dream) and I found an "app" that was called Garfield and Friends TV, and it showed every Garfield and Friends episode.

🎶 It was so very nice

That I could say it twice 🎶

I'm suspecting That there Was A Lost pilot episode of "Garfield and Friends" that Was set To air On CBS in 1986 or 1987 (it is Unknown if It Actually aired Or not).

It Was 3 Minutes long. In the First Segment (Garfield), Garfield saves Odie when He's Caught by The City Pound. in the Second segment (U.S. Acres), Orson Pig introduces the Viewer(s) to the U.S. Acres Gang. in the Third and Final segment (Garfield), Jon Gets Locked out Of the House when He has To put Pooky in the Wash. What do U think of My Ideas of the Pilot?

The only name I've been able to link to it was "Catch as Cats Can't", but I don't think that's actually where it's from. tried asking on Reddit but so far the only useful reply was someone saying it might be from the later seasons (Seasons 4-7). anyone who can put a name to it has my gratitude!

It was an U.S. Acres episode where Roy was getting for some sort of... inspection sale?. Then there was a Garfield episode Bowling In 1 (or something) and unfortunately barely of the episode was shown.

To the amusement of absolutely nobody, I’m doing another one of these. But this one is different. Since this entry’s character would solo everyone, instead I’m going predict how long every character would last before breaking into tears from her scolding them

Garfield + US Acres VS. (Kinda) Nicole Watterson

(I think I should sleep instead of writting these)

Background info:

Doctor Nicole Watterson, or just Nicole, is the mother of Gumball from The Amazing World of Gumball. She is caring for her kids but she really believes in tough love. Her kids avoid any trouble when she’s around out of fear that she’d suck the joy out of them. Her mere glance alone can suck the testosterone out of a man.

Predictions:

The first ones to cry are Jon, Nermal, Wade, and Odie.

Jon would start acting like a soldier awaiting Nicole’s every command since he doesn’t really have any backbone

Nermal would just cry since he’s just a kitten

Wade would cry regardless

Odie is very faint of heart. He would start whimpering and hide in a hole

Next ones out are Booker, Sheldon, Roy, and Bo

Booker and Sheldon would question Nicole’s authority first, but would cry after because they’re kids

Roy would cry because Nicole would target his imperfections.

Bo would cry because he just wants to be chill with everybody

Final ones to cry are Arlene, Liz, and Orson

Arlene and Liz would just break from the yelling

Orson being as kind as he is would admit his faults

And the ones who aren’t gonna cry are Garfield and Lanolin

They’re both the IDGAF characters, Garfield especially. He believes that his imperfections are your problem, not his

(I probably got some stuff wrong with the character’s personalities so if you want to, please correct me. This is not meant to be taken seriously and was made just for fun)

Still bored as hell so I’m doing another one of these

Garfield + US Acres VS. Robocop

Background info:

A normal man named Alex Murphy was brutally murdered by a gang. The company running the police department, OCP, decided to use his corpse to make a new law enforcement unit. Robocop. He takes to the streets mowing down bad guys like grass. Only problem is that his memories from his past life sometimes interferes with his performance. Robocop doesn’t hurt innocent people so let’s say hypothetically Garfield had a bounty on him or something.

Skills:

Robocop is pretty much a tank on legs. Armed with an Auto 9 pistol, he uses fancy technology junk to aim directly onto a target. His armor is resistant to bullets but excessive combat chips it away. He can survive explosions, car crashes, even a bazooka to the face. He will stop at nothing to enforce the law.

Orson has an ability that shakes up the battle tremendously. Imagination. As seen in pretty much every Robocop movie/game he hallucinates a lot because of the memories of his past life messing with his head. Orson can read a book about spending time with family to distract Robocop.

Orson gives Garfield time to think of a plan as he usually does. Robocop isn’t invincible so that gives Garfield more options. Orson could read a book about cranes. His imagination isn’t strong enough to hurt anyone but it’s enough to move something around. Garfield could do the trick that Caine did in Robocop 2 and strap him to the table and saw his limbs off.

If somehow Orson’s imagination backfires, then everyone is screwed. None of the characters have enough firepower to face Robocop head on.

Conclusion:

So who wins? I’d say Garfield and friends win. It’s a bit of a stretch I know. But this wouldn’t be interesting if they lost everytime

(this is just for fun and isn’t meant to be taken seriously. If you have any characters you want me to compare comment them and I might do it)

Because I’m extremely bored I’m gonna compare the GAF cast and a random character to see who’d win in a fight. Might turn this into a series if I feel like it.

Garfield + US Acres VS. Deathshead (Wolfenstein)

Background info:

Wilhelm Strasse, AKA Deathshead is the main antagonist of the game Wolfenstein: The New Order. He helped the nasties (not saying the real name) win world war 2. Deathshead makes super soldiers by adding cybernetics to humans. He also makes huge robotic dogs called Panzerhunds. He even created a huge robot the size of a skyscraper but I’m not counting that because that would instantly give him the win. The super soldier’s can die from simple auto shotguns or assault rifles. The Panzerhunds die from several large explosions or a LOT of ammo.

Feats:

Deathshead’s army:

Super soldiers can easily overpower the average man. In fact you get insta killed by one if you step too close. Super soldiers wield a chaingun or a super chaingun which can penetrate thin metal. The Panzerhund is way stronger though. It can break through concrete and mow down crowds of people as seen in The New Colossus. The durable material makes regular ammunition futile. Only laser weapons or large explosions can do good damage to it.

Garfield and friends:

In one episode, lanolin hits a ball at Mach speeds. An explosion caused by a ball going that fast (take this with a gain of salt) would cause an explosion the equivalent of 100lb of tnt. Wolfenstein uses fictional grenades but some similar grenades I found do nothing compared to that explosion. And panzerhounds die from a few to the body or one to the face. She easily wipes out all panzerhounds.

The buddy bears seem to have a limitless supply of 16 ton safes. I did calculations and found that 16 ton objects have a psi of 11,000. In joules that would be 1290.2867475 joules, Unfortunately a tank needs 110,624,643 joules of energy In order to be penetrated. I’m guessing that a super soldier is as durable as a tank. Hopefully lanolin helps with taking out the soldiers.

Conclusion:

As for the other characters, I don’t see how they can be useful.

Unfortunately, Deathshead takes the win here. The nasty army is too powerful for Garfield and friends.

(If you can do calculations better than I can, prove mine wrong. This is just something I did because I was really bored and is not meant to be taken seriously. Suggest other characters I should compare and I might do it)

US Acres:

1. The Bo Show

2. Kiddie Corner

3. Double Oh Orson

4. Roy Gets Sacked

5. Who done it? (Haven’t laughed at a cartoon that hard in forever)

Garfield:

1. Mistakes will happen

2. First class feline (holds a special place because it’s the first episode I ever saw)

3. Garfield's Garbage Can and Tin Pan Alley Revue

4. The Garfield Opera

5. The Guy of Her Dreams (gets to me every time)

Honorable mentions:

1. The thing in the box

2. Much ado about lanolin

3. Attack of the Mutant Guppies

4. Forget me not

5. The Orson Awards

I realized that the U.S. Acres/Orson's Farm segment on the long-running Saturday morning cartoon, Garfield and Friends lasts a lot longer than the newspaper comic strip it was based on. The U.S. Acres/Orson's Farm ran from March 3, 1986 to May 7, 1989, while Garfield and Friends ran on CBS from September 17, 1988 to December 10, 1994. Some people may not know or remember that U.S. Acres started out as a newspaper comic strip created by Jim Davis likes Garfield did.

I am starting a LS Mark-ish video on watching and reviewing every episode of Garfield and Friends. Does anyone want to help me?